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if countries were students

  • Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed


one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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A free woman in an unfree society will be a monster.
Angela Carter (via mythandrists)

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It is so sad that we hold our mobile phones more than our lover’s hand.
Zeff Wolf (I wish I could be with you right now, #10)

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You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him.
Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via skinnydreams-live-ur-life)

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